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Why
We Don't Suck....a comment by Alice
Okay, here's the dilly-o. I know that you've
probably broken up with us and only check the site with mildly hidden resentment every now and then just to make sure
we haven't changed for the better and that we still suck. And I'm aware of the fact that we told you so many times that we'd
change our ways and put up a new comic and even more comics with better frequency...that we'd be a good site, but that it
never happened. But the truth is, we really are sorry, and would like to make it up to you, our loyal, however remiss friend
by offering up some good stuff in the next couple of weeks. We did have a comic on the Yale trip, which seemed to have gotten
lost in the shuffle...oh well. And...we did happen to make a very mean, cruel, and revealing (however entirely true) comic
about getting dumped the day before Valentine's Day, just days short of the three month mark, but decided not to send out
anymore bad karma....The Wonderland's Guide to Dumping Your Girlfriend in 4 Simple Steps: How to Go Out in Style!!!! Mmmm...nawww.
But, the good thing about heart break is that is a particularly energetic muse. So, in a round-about way, Alice has quit being
nice, amorous, and (dare I say?) hopelessly devoted; which leaves more time for the Wonderland. In short, Alice has stopped
sucking...literally.
CONTACT US...
We just love hearing from you... got an idea?
do you have some good gossip that we could exploit and spread ? Do you want to write on the message board but can't get the
muthafucka to work and you've tried everything and guessed every possible password, and it still won't let you on? Then for
God sakes, EMAIL US! zephyr_and_alice@hotmail.com
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