We are Zephyr and Alice. This whole fiasco started from an idea that came to us when we were supposed to be in class, paying attention. We were actually trying to complete some 40 pages of notes on Ebenezer MacIntosh and the years leading up to the Revolutionary

War. What ended up happening is, well, our books were covered in illustrations of 'humble pie' and Ebenezer was at the center of a sordid love affair following the cookie-cutter romantic comedy format. Ambitions run high in the minds of the idle, and we decided to share our story with the school newspaper. Add almost 250 years, a school dance, and some stereotypes and you have our current cast of characters.

Ziggy MacIntosh, the crude yet lovable wigger, who is referred to as Big Mac by his Caucasian dawgs is a revolutionary; he carves out a way  

between white, upper middle class rural kids, and inner-city gangstas. Josie, the token prep, manages to maintain a 4.05 average, a center spot on the cheerleading squad, and the very flower of fashion with only moderate meltdowns. Her best friend, Meadow, is angry, brooding, a poet.  She cries while she listens to her Rooney CD's and hates Ziggy almost as much as Josie hates B's. She also keeps a pet foreign exchange student in the spare bedroom of her house- Bianca from Argentina. We'll see what happens from there. 

Our people, their problems, their thoughts were WAY too much for WA administrators to handle. We ARE dirty, crude, biased, and yeah, we have an axe to grind. But we want to relate to you, and we want to make you laugh. We want to show you how ridiculous they are, we are, and (most importantly) you are. So kick back, turn up the emo,and step into the Wonderland.

-Zephyr and Alice